Men Vs. Women
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
Every girl likes a guy who cries....just no more then she does. ~Unknown
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
~Author Unknown
If a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Author Unknown
Every girl likes a guy who cries....just no more then she does. ~Unknown
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
~Author Unknown
If a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Author Unknown
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.
~Oscar Wilde
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
~Author Unknown
~Oscar Wilde
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
~Author Unknown
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"
~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"