Grandparents
A grandmother pretends like she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck
In our house, dad is the boss......except when grandma comes over, then he is just one of us.
~Author Unknown
Few things are more delightful then grandchildren fighting over your lap.
~Doug Larson
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
~Sam Levenson
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
~Author Unknown
When a child is born, so are grandmothers.
~Judith Levy
There's no place like home except Grandma's.
~Author Unknown
~Erma Bombeck
In our house, dad is the boss......except when grandma comes over, then he is just one of us.
~Author Unknown
Few things are more delightful then grandchildren fighting over your lap.
~Doug Larson
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
~Sam Levenson
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
~Author Unknown
When a child is born, so are grandmothers.
~Judith Levy
There's no place like home except Grandma's.
~Author Unknown
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~Ellen DeGeneres
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
~Gene Perret
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
~Author Unknown
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. ~Gene Perret
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
~Rita Rudner
~Ellen DeGeneres
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
~Gene Perret
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
~Author Unknown
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. ~Gene Perret
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
~Rita Rudner