Funny, But True
The early bird ketches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~Author Unknown
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
~Anthony Burgess
Theres a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
~Author Unknown
~Author Unknown
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
~Anthony Burgess
Theres a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
~Author Unknown
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
~Erma Bombeck
Always check for the toilet paper BEFORE you sit down.
~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
~Arthur McBride Bloch
A bad day of fishing with dad is still better then a good day of shopping with mom.
~Monogramed Gifts
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known ten wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
~Fred Allen
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't afford.
~Franklin P. Jones
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
~Author Unknown
~Arthur McBride Bloch
A bad day of fishing with dad is still better then a good day of shopping with mom.
~Monogramed Gifts
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known ten wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
~Fred Allen
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't afford.
~Franklin P. Jones
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
~Author Unknown
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
~Leopold Fechtner
If you put out a bowl of candy on halloween with a note that says "take one" there will always be a kids that will take it all, and the bowl and the note.
~Ellen DeGeneres