Marriage
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. ~George Bernard Shaw
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~Prince Philip
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. ~Judith Viorst
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
~Mignon McLaughlin
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
~Minnie Pearl
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~Prince Philip
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. ~Judith Viorst
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
~Mignon McLaughlin
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
~Minnie Pearl
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. ~Ruth Bell Graham
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ~Grace Hansen
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
~James C. Dobson
Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
~Author Unknown
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
~Marlene Dietrich
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
~George Levinger
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
~H.L. Mencken
~James C. Dobson
Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
~Author Unknown
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
~Marlene Dietrich
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
~George Levinger
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
~H.L. Mencken